Just overheard this conversation between my two housemates:
"Dude when you cook with that it smokes out these whole two rooms"
“Yeah well, the fucking landlords won’t get the exhaust fan fixed”
“Yeah, fuck the landlords”
My housemates are brothers. Their parents are our landlords hahaha
shot down in the middle of the night she said “I love you, but I’m not in love with you anymore…”
Anonymous said: Bad fortune cookie fortune #1004: "Avoid people who take fortune cookie fortunes too seriously"
Bad fortune cookie fortune #3005: “No matter what you say or what you do, when I’m alone I’d rather be with you…”
Childish Gambino tonight 😑😑😑