joeandersons asked: Who said anything about pants my friend?
No pants, no problems.
I had every intention of going out tonight and then I just fell asleep.
the other morning I was desperately looking for condoms in my (recently moved) bedside table and for the life of me I could not find any…but, tonight I bought a cold drink into my room and didn’t want to sit it on my bedside table so I looked inside it (for like, a second) and found a Heineken beer coaster. Someone please see my distress/pain in this matter.